you guys remember calder?

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
chungledown-bimothy
criptochecca

Every few months twitterinas bring back the “carnivores are a problematic element of nature and we should feed them synthetic meat and make it so they don’t eat herbivores. this is completely normal, feasible and won’t have any kind of repercussion on the ecosystem” discourse

criptochecca

First time I saw that was a guy who had as proposition to create fake prey animals with a robotic exoskeleton and covered in synthetic meat that predators would hunt, eat and then the exoskeleton would get up and go to the lab to get re meated. That was funny as hell

leviathan-the-boy

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Tiger watching skinless carcass it just ate get up and walk away

infectedwithnyanites

Actually we should totally do this but not for like ideological veganism reasons just cuz itd be funny as like an animal social experiment.

leviathan-supersystem

doing this with real meat so there's not even a hypothetical animal rights angle, just completely unwarranted and unmitigated freak behavior

the-kickster

tags that read "#aperture science behavior"ALT

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